{"id":8500,"date":"2014-01-11T12:03:08","date_gmt":"2014-01-11T19:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=8500"},"modified":"2014-01-11T12:03:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-11T19:03:08","slug":"marks-quotes-of-the-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2014\/01\/marks-quotes-of-the-week\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark&#8217;s quotes of the week"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard as he played a computer game:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">&#8220;With friends like that, who needs enemies?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>When I picked him up from piano lessons, he asked me this important question:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">&#8220;Mom, what would you have done with me if I had been a mutant?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I replied, &#8220;I would have kept you, of course.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">&#8220;I was hoping you would have given me to the X-Men.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Overheard as he played a computer game: &#8220;With friends like that, who needs enemies?&#8221; &nbsp; When I picked him up from piano lessons, he asked me this important question: &#8220;Mom, what would you have done with me if I had been a mutant?&#8221; I replied, &#8220;I would have kept you, of course.&#8221; &#8220;I was hoping &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2014\/01\/marks-quotes-of-the-week\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Mark&#8217;s quotes of the week<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8500"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8502,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8500\/revisions\/8502"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}