{"id":618,"date":"2009-06-24T22:53:51","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T05:53:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=618"},"modified":"2009-06-24T22:53:51","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T05:53:51","slug":"harmless-potato-pellets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2009\/06\/harmless-potato-pellets\/","title":{"rendered":"Harmless Potato Pellets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go to town today. I left the kids strict instructions to keep the house clean while I was gone. They were good kids, so I pulled these out of the closet when I got home. I&#8217;ve been saving them for 6 months. Sometimes I just have to do something crazy like give my kids guns to keep our lives extraordinary. And yes, people, our lives are extraordinary. Just like yours.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-617\" title=\"potatoguns (4)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-4.jpg\" alt=\"potatoguns (4)\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-4.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-4-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Happy retro packaging.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-616\" title=\"potatoguns (3)\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-3.jpg\" alt=\"potatoguns (3)\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-3.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-3-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Simple, sturdy design.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-615\" title=\"potatoguns\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns.jpg\" alt=\"potatoguns\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potatoguns-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Biodegradable pellets will nourish the lawn.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-613\" title=\"potato guns and summer fun 002\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potato-guns-and-summer-fun-002.jpg\" alt=\"potato guns and summer fun 002\" width=\"600\" height=\"398\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potato-guns-and-summer-fun-002.jpg 600w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/06\/potato-guns-and-summer-fun-002-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And, they make a charming &#8220;pop&#8221; when you shoot them.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I bought four and all were entertained.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go to town today. I left the kids strict instructions to keep the house clean while I was gone. They were good kids, so I pulled these out of the closet when I got home. I&#8217;ve been saving them for 6 months. Sometimes I just have to do something crazy like give &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2009\/06\/harmless-potato-pellets\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Harmless Potato Pellets<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-finds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=618"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":639,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/618\/revisions\/639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}