{"id":5440,"date":"2012-03-29T12:27:02","date_gmt":"2012-03-29T19:27:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=5440"},"modified":"2012-03-29T13:37:11","modified_gmt":"2012-03-29T20:37:11","slug":"the-lion-the-witch-and-the-minivan-compartment","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2012\/03\/the-lion-the-witch-and-the-minivan-compartment\/","title":{"rendered":"The lion, the witch, and the minivan compartment"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I drove six young women to the church cannery to fulfill a food bank assignment where we packaged beans. It was a 30 minute drive each way and this meant that the girls became well acquainted with my van.<\/p>\n<p>I did ask my kids to clean up the van and I hastily stuffed some papers in the trash bag before the girls jumped in. However, it didn&#8217;t take long for the girls to begin discovering treasures.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sister Ross, why is there a toothbrush on the floor of your van?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sister Ross, is that a 3-foot stick by the driver&#8217;s side?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Why do you have a food scale in your van?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I was a little bit mortified, but then I turned it into a game. Which girl could discover the strangest thing in my van?<\/p>\n<p>Would it be the 7 pairs of shoes? Would it be the Lightning McQueen socks? A half-eaten chicken nugget? I listened for more discoveries.<\/p>\n<p>As we pulled into the cannery, I heard a voice in the back say,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think I found Narnia in this little compartment!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>And I proclaimed her the winner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I drove six young women to the church cannery to fulfill a food bank assignment where we packaged beans. It was a 30 minute drive each way and this meant that the girls became well acquainted with my van. I did ask my kids to clean up the van and I hastily stuffed &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2012\/03\/the-lion-the-witch-and-the-minivan-compartment\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The lion, the witch, and the minivan compartment<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,20,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5440","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-church","category-life-according-to-angela","category-motherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5440"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5445,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5440\/revisions\/5445"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5440"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5440"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5440"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}