{"id":4746,"date":"2011-11-10T07:11:41","date_gmt":"2011-11-10T14:11:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=4746"},"modified":"2011-11-10T07:13:07","modified_gmt":"2011-11-10T14:13:07","slug":"quotes-from-mark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2011\/11\/quotes-from-mark\/","title":{"rendered":"Quotes from Mark"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_5800.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4747\" title=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_5800.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_5800.jpg 433w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/DSC_5800-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Mark&#8217;s friend: Here&#8217;s a candy apple for you!<\/p>\n<p>Mark: Is it poisonous?<\/p>\n<p>10-24-11<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mom, just so you know, you&#8217;re carrying a 40-pound boy on your back.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>10-25-11<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>To Dad with messy hair at the breakfast table: &#8220;Wow, and I thought MY hair was funky. You look like a rock star!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>11-1-11<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I love you, Mom. I don&#8217;t think you even understand how much I love you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mark&#8217;s friend: Here&#8217;s a candy apple for you! Mark: Is it poisonous? 10-24-11 &nbsp; &#8220;Mom, just so you know, you&#8217;re carrying a 40-pound boy on your back.&#8221; 10-25-11 &nbsp; To Dad with messy hair at the breakfast table: &#8220;Wow, and I thought MY hair was funky. You look like a rock star!&#8221; 11-1-11 &nbsp; &#8220;I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2011\/11\/quotes-from-mark\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Quotes from Mark<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-time","category-fun-finds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4746"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4749,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4746\/revisions\/4749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}