{"id":397,"date":"2009-05-31T15:45:33","date_gmt":"2009-05-31T22:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=397"},"modified":"2009-05-31T19:21:27","modified_gmt":"2009-06-01T02:21:27","slug":"the-vacuum-varmint","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2009\/05\/the-vacuum-varmint\/","title":{"rendered":"The Vacuum Varmint"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-402 alignnone\" title=\"mark-the-cowboy1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mark-the-cowboy1-211x300.jpg\" alt=\"mark-the-cowboy1\" width=\"211\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mark-the-cowboy1-211x300.jpg 211w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mark-the-cowboy1-723x1024.jpg 723w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/05\/mark-the-cowboy1.jpg 1002w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 211px) 100vw, 211px\" \/>This week during one of my cleaning frenzies, Mark walked into the room and announced,<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I shot the vacuum so you can&#8217;t use it anymore. It&#8217;s dead.&#8221; He further offered, &#8220;I&#8217;ll go shoot it again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I won&#8217;t do any vacuuming today, okay, Mark?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week during one of my cleaning frenzies, Mark walked into the room and announced, &#8220;I shot the vacuum so you can&#8217;t use it anymore. It&#8217;s dead.&#8221; He further offered, &#8220;I&#8217;ll go shoot it again.&#8221; I won&#8217;t do any vacuuming today, okay, Mark?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-397","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=397"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":407,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/397\/revisions\/407"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=397"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=397"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=397"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}