{"id":3299,"date":"2011-02-09T12:03:35","date_gmt":"2011-02-09T19:03:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=3299"},"modified":"2011-02-10T10:38:26","modified_gmt":"2011-02-10T17:38:26","slug":"oh-this-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2011\/02\/oh-this-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, this house"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DSC_4388.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3300\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DSC_4388.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DSC_4388.jpg 433w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/DSC_4388-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This week I found:<\/p>\n<p>A dead lizard on a patio table&#8230; a highly prized gift (presented in its dead state) from a neighbor, worthy of its prominent placement for repose. On detection, there were many accompanying promises that the children will bury said lizard.<\/p>\n<p>A homemade bird feeder down on the ground.<\/p>\n<p>Evidence of a sick dog on the carpet, the dog having gorged himself on the birdseed from the above mentioned feeder.<\/p>\n<p>An entire box of Kleenex emptied, used as paper towels, and left on the floor of the guest bathroom because &#8220;Mom forgot to hang up a fresh towel.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Many love notes from Mark, decorated with hearts and trees. The attending lollipops, soon desired by the giver, magically evolved from being Mom&#8217;s gift <em>from <\/em>Mark to Mom&#8217;s gift <em>to <\/em>Mark. Genius!<\/p>\n<p>I have determined that:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I need to be more engaged in running this house today.<\/li>\n<li>At least the kitchen table looks lovely in the morning sun.<\/li>\n<li>Never mind on running the house. I&#8217;m going to read a book.<\/li>\n<li>I love my life, dead lizards, dog messes, and all.<\/li>\n<li>We need more lollipops.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week I found: A dead lizard on a patio table&#8230; a highly prized gift (presented in its dead state) from a neighbor, worthy of its prominent placement for repose. On detection, there were many accompanying promises that the children will bury said lizard. A homemade bird feeder down on the ground. Evidence of a &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2011\/02\/oh-this-house\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh, this house<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-according-to-angela","category-motherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3299"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3311,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3299\/revisions\/3311"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}