{"id":3080,"date":"2010-12-08T22:35:51","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:35:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=3080"},"modified":"2010-12-08T22:36:19","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:36:19","slug":"shocking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/shocking\/","title":{"rendered":"Shocking"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/DSC_3685.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-3081\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/DSC_3685.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/DSC_3685.jpg 433w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/DSC_3685-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This photo has absolutely nothing to do with this post.<\/p>\n<p>I took Timothy and Mark grocery shopping yesterday and every time we touched a shelf or one another we got a big electric shock. At first it was fun and Mark tried to shock Timothy when I wasn&#8217;t looking. Then he realized it kind of hurt.<\/p>\n<p>The shocks continued throughout the store and we felt helpless. Poor Timothy still hasn&#8217;t learned to walk outside of my blind spot. Over and over I thought I had lost him and turned around\u00a0 ready to shout his name when *pzzzzt!* my arm would hit and shock him in the face.<\/p>\n<p>As I reached for cereal I accidentally brushed against Mark&#8217;s forehead and I&#8217;m sure the resulting shock short-circuited his memory. He looked at me in disbelief and burst into tears. That was one swell shopping trip.<\/p>\n<p>Timothy has a fever now.<\/p>\n<p>Our ballerina is sick and she is supposed to dance in the Nutcracker this weekend. This worries me a great deal.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s rough being a mom sometimes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This photo has absolutely nothing to do with this post. I took Timothy and Mark grocery shopping yesterday and every time we touched a shelf or one another we got a big electric shock. At first it was fun and Mark tried to shock Timothy when I wasn&#8217;t looking. Then he realized it kind of &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/12\/shocking\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Shocking<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-motherhood"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3080"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3083,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080\/revisions\/3083"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}