{"id":2795,"date":"2010-09-23T06:54:43","date_gmt":"2010-09-23T13:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=2795"},"modified":"2010-09-23T06:54:43","modified_gmt":"2010-09-23T13:54:43","slug":"mark-isms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/09\/mark-isms\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark-isms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DSC_3323.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2796\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DSC_3323.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DSC_3323.jpg 650w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/09\/DSC_3323-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, Mom, but sometimes your breath smells really bad.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008080;\">&#8220;How do you spell, &#8216;Oo la la&#8217;?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;Can I play computer, Dad?&#8221; <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure, Mark. Have you already played computer today?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">&#8220;I&#8217;m not sure. WHERE (sigh) is <em>Angela<\/em>?&#8221; replies Mark.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Do you want to play outside with me and each other?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, Mom, but sometimes your breath smells really bad.&#8221; &#8220;How do you spell, &#8216;Oo la la&#8217;?&#8221; &#8220;Can I play computer, Dad?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure, Mark. Have you already played computer today?&#8221; &#8220;I&#8217;m not sure. WHERE (sigh) is Angela?&#8221; replies Mark. &#8220;Do you want to play outside with me and each other?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2795","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2795"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2797,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2795\/revisions\/2797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}