{"id":2095,"date":"2010-03-23T21:27:53","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T04:27:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=2095"},"modified":"2010-03-23T21:40:01","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T04:40:01","slug":"the-cause-and-the-cure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/the-cause-and-the-cure\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cause and the Cure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6703.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2093\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6703.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"433\" height=\"650\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6703.jpg 433w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6703-199x300.jpg 199w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 433px) 100vw, 433px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6708.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2094\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6708.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"650\" height=\"433\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6708.jpg 650w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/IMG_6708-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 650px) 100vw, 650px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I have been feeling the effects of Post Traumatic Family Portrait Disorder. I won&#8217;t go into all the details, but I am unnerved. There were unfortunate choices made in our clothing and posture. The sun was in our eyes. We couldn&#8217;t find a decent new dress within 30 miles for Paige. A shortage of curlers, a mistake in the bangs\/no bangs dilemma, a failed teeth-whitening attempt and sunburns just hours before the portrait. Oh, the ignominious defeat! I&#8217;ll blame the town, as usual. Shame on you, Sahuarita.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll find consolation in the children&#8217;s portraits for a long time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been feeling the effects of Post Traumatic Family Portrait Disorder. I won&#8217;t go into all the details, but I am unnerved. There were unfortunate choices made in our clothing and posture. The sun was in our eyes. We couldn&#8217;t find a decent new dress within 30 miles for Paige. A shortage of curlers, &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/the-cause-and-the-cure\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Cause and the Cure<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2095","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-time"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2095","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2095"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2095\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2096,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2095\/revisions\/2096"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2095"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2095"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2095"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}