{"id":2058,"date":"2010-03-02T17:32:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T00:32:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=2058"},"modified":"2010-03-02T17:32:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T00:32:21","slug":"woes-of-a-three-year-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/woes-of-a-three-year-old\/","title":{"rendered":"Woes of a Three-year-old"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_2057\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-2057\" style=\"width: 170px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Marks-rabbit.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-2057\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/Marks-rabbit-344x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"170\" height=\"507\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-2057\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">This is a rabbit by Mark. Words fail. I&#39;m enchanted.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>For anyone who doubts a three-year old can be troubled by <span style=\"color: #800000;\">love<\/span>,\u00a0<span style=\"color: #003300;\"> <\/span><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">diet<span style=\"color: #000000;\">,<\/span> <\/span><span style=\"color: #003300;\">money<\/span>, and <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">exercise<\/span>, here are some persuasive arguments against you.<\/p>\n<p>1\/16\/10:<span style=\"color: #800000;\"> &#8220;Who do you think I should marry when I grow up?&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Mom replies, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think you have met her yet.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #800000;\">Mark says, &#8220;I think I&#8217;m marrying YOU.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>2\/13\/10:<span style=\"color: #ff6600;\"> &#8220;Sometimes I just want to pretend that candy is healthy.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>3\/1\/10:<span style=\"color: #003300;\"> &#8220;Mom, I like money and it feels like I never want to give it to somebody else.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p>3\/2\/10: Pointing to his feet after being asked to go and eat breakfast,<span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"> &#8220;Just look how tired these are!&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For anyone who doubts a three-year old can be troubled by love,\u00a0 diet, money, and exercise, here are some persuasive arguments against you. 1\/16\/10: &#8220;Who do you think I should marry when I grow up?&#8221; Mom replies, &#8220;I don&#8217;t think you have met her yet.&#8221; Mark says, &#8220;I think I&#8217;m marrying YOU.&#8221; 2\/13\/10: &#8220;Sometimes I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/03\/woes-of-a-three-year-old\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Woes of a Three-year-old<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2058","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2058"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2058\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2058"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2058"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2058"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}