{"id":1713,"date":"2009-10-07T22:58:19","date_gmt":"2009-10-08T05:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=1713"},"modified":"2009-10-07T23:07:43","modified_gmt":"2009-10-08T06:07:43","slug":"rest-1977-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/rest-1977-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Rest: 1977 style"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1712\" title=\"1977 toy box\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/1977-toy-box.jpg\" alt=\"1977 toy box\" width=\"800\" height=\"600\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/1977-toy-box.jpg 800w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/1977-toy-box-300x225.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Trying to come up with a caption for this picture. Yes, I have better things I could be doing. Here are some options:<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #003366;\">Hang up the phone, put down your tools and get some rest. That&#8217;s what I say. And if your belly happens to be showing, all the better.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">That old shag carpet looks like the latest thing!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #00ccff;\">I just realized I never bought my children a toy box\/little bed.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff00ff;\">Notice that I haven&#8217;t forgotten to use sheets on my little bed.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">I remember those sheets every now and then. Sheets were softer in the 70&#8217;s&#8230; and busier.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #993300;\">If this were a reality show, it would be called Little A in the Little B.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">I am thinking big thoughts in this picture.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #666699;\">My name is Angie (hi, Angie) and I am a recovering thumb sucker. (Applause). I&#8217;ve been on the wagon for 27 years.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #99cc00;\">I&#8217;ve made the move to a king sized bed and I&#8217;m never going back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333300;\">Alas, the poor princess couldn&#8217;t sleep. Not only was there a pea under the mattress, but a hundred tinker toys, hot wheel cars, little green army men and plastic animals jabbing her in the back.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #333399;\">(<\/span><span style=\"color: #333399;\"><span style=\"color: #333399;\">Sigh<\/span>.) Now if I could just get rid of the paparazzi I could get some sleep.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #008000;\">This is the mesmerized look of someone studying the glitter dots on a popcorn ceiling, hoping to find constellations.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>*The End*<\/p>\n<p>Is this my strangest post ever? Probably.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trying to come up with a caption for this picture. Yes, I have better things I could be doing. Here are some options: Hang up the phone, put down your tools and get some rest. That&#8217;s what I say. And if your belly happens to be showing, all the better. That old shag carpet looks &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2009\/10\/rest-1977-style\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Rest: 1977 style<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-finds"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1713"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1714,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1713\/revisions\/1714"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}