{"id":1634,"date":"2010-04-28T16:10:24","date_gmt":"2010-04-28T23:10:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/?p=1634"},"modified":"2010-04-28T16:25:02","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T23:25:02","slug":"some-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/some-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Some Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1633\" title=\"Mark\" src=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Mark-Egypt-002.JPG\" alt=\"Mark\" width=\"800\" height=\"531\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Mark-Egypt-002.JPG 800w, http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/Mark-Egypt-002-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>4\/12\/10<\/p>\n<p>Mom: What kind of soda would you like?<\/p>\n<p>Mark: Definitely not the kind with gasoline! (He means caffeine.)<\/p>\n<p>Mom: You&#8217;re so funny, Mark.<\/p>\n<p>Mark: And cute!<\/p>\n<p>4\/10<\/p>\n<p>Mark, discovering a dandelion gone to seed says, &#8220;Look, Mom! When you blow this, little feathers fly off!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4\/23\/10<\/p>\n<p>Mom: <a href=\"http:\/\/scriptures.lds.org\/en\/1_ne\/8\">Lehi<\/a> saw the tree of life with beautiful white fruit.<\/p>\n<p>Mark: I think it was GARLIC. Garlic is white!<\/p>\n<p>4\/25\/10<\/p>\n<p>Looking at a package of licorice and mistaking the cherries for apples, Mark says, &#8220;Licorice is made out of apple! So why can&#8217;t you give us that apple snack?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4\/12\/10 Mom: What kind of soda would you like? Mark: Definitely not the kind with gasoline! (He means caffeine.) Mom: You&#8217;re so funny, Mark. Mark: And cute! 4\/10 Mark, discovering a dandelion gone to seed says, &#8220;Look, Mom! When you blow this, little feathers fly off!&#8221; 4\/23\/10 Mom: Lehi saw the tree of life with &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/2010\/04\/some-quotes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Some Quotes<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1634","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quotes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1634"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2178,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1634\/revisions\/2178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1634"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1634"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.angelaross.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1634"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}